Jealous husband to his wife: Honey, where are you?<\/p>\n
Wife: I\u2019m home.<\/p>\n
Jealous husband: Are you sure?<\/p>\n
Wife: Of course I am sure.<\/p>\n
Jealous husband: OK then, turn on the blender.<\/p>\n
Wife: Oh, OK! (turns the blender on) reeereereee.<\/p>\n
Jealous husband: Oh, fine then, honey. See you later, bye.<\/p>\n
Another day, the husband to his wife: Honey, where are you?<\/p>\n
Wife: I\u2019m home.<\/p>\n
Jealous husband: Are you sure?<\/p>\n
Wife: Yes, I am!<\/p>\n
Jealous husband: Turn on the blender again.<\/p>\n
Wife: Ohh\u2026 (turns on blender) reereereee.<\/p>\n
Jealous husband: OK, bye love, see you later.<\/p>\n
The next day, the jealous husband decides not to call but instead goes home without any notice. He finds his daughter home alone, and the jealous husband asks her: \u201cHoney, where is your mommy?\u2019<\/p>\n
Daughter: Oh, I don\u2019t know, Daddy; she went out and took the blender with her.<\/p>\n
Three women sit in a beauty parlor talking about their husbands.
\nThe first woman says, \u201cLast night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn\u2019t there!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI know!\u201d the next woman says, \u201cLast night my husband said he was going to his brother\u2019s house, but when I called he wasn\u2019t there.\u201d<\/p>\n
The third woman says, \u201cI always know where my husband is.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cImpossible!\u201d both women exclaim, \u201cHe has you completely fooled!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh no,\u201d says the woman. \u201cI\u2019m a widow.\u201d<\/p>\n
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Jealous husband to his wife: Honey, where are you? Wife: I\u2019m home. Jealous husband: Are you sure? Wife: Of course I am sure. Jealous husband: OK then, turn on the blender. Wife: Oh, OK! (turns the blender on) reeereereee. Jealous husband: Oh, fine then, honey. See you later, bye. Another day, the husband to his […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"views":18,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storydosee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storydosee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storydosee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storydosee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storydosee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2607"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/storydosee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2607\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2608,"href":"https:\/\/storydosee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2607\/revisions\/2608"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storydosee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storydosee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storydosee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}